Monday, March 1, 2010

True Idol Worship


Oliver absolutely idolizes his uncle Donald. He gets so excited whenever Donald and his wife come over. He monopolizes all of Donald's time and talks about it for days afterward. The other day Oliver had a picture of Donald that he played with all morning. He and Donald (via the photograph) ate breakfast together, played a game then laid down and read a book together.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

My great debaters


When Sam was in high school his dismal attendance record got him kicked out of the English department (as a recent recipient of a Masters Degree he has obviously made a big turn around). At the time, one of the teachers, Sam Beason, decided to make Sam his personal "project" and offered to help him get credit in English, which he needed to graduate, if he would join the debate class, unbeknown to him that also meant joining the school debate team. Long story short - or short story even shorter - Sam ended up winning the state championship in debate that year. Needless to say, he is a talented debater - unless of course he is facing off against me, hem, hem.

I think our son may share his talent - or at least his love for debate. The following is a conversation I had with him a few days ago:

Ollie: Mom, say no. Pleeeeeeeeease!
Mom: huh
Ollie: Say no.
Mom: Okay, no.
Ollie: YES!
Mom (catching on now): no
Ollie: YES!
Mom: no
Ollie: YES!
Mom: no
Ollie YES!
Mom: no
(continued. . . )

Saturday, February 13, 2010

To dream the impossible dream...


I saw a chair like this once in an airport bathroom. I couldn't understand then, why you would want to strap your child to the wall. I have a two-year-old now and I often find myself wishing that this company did home installations.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

My new January...

In case you couldn't tell, one of my new years resolutions was to update my blog at least once a week. Ha. Saddly, the rest of my goals seem to have taken a similar turn. Anyway, I have decided to make February my new January soif you don't see a regular update on my blog be sure to write mean posts until I do it!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Ollie-isms

Disclaimer, you may not be too interested in a lot of this stuff, but this blog is the only record I keep of our little family so I am recording these things for my own benefit.

Oliver is an absoute two-year-old, I wouldn't necessarily call them the terrible twos, rather, they are the extreme-twos. Extreme in the sense that we experience all emotions - to the extreme! One moment he will be telling us "No, no, no" and sending everyone within hearing range to time out (something that doesn't really go over too well) to covering my face in kisses when I'm feeling bad, to make it better. Oliver has reached the point at which he could star on Bill Cosby's "Kids Say The Darndest Things". The following is just a sampling:


1. First thing Oliver told me when I got him out of bed one day last week was, "Mommy, I want need to make a mess. Pleeeeeeeeease." It used to be that Oliver never "wanted" anything, the only verb he ever used was "need" now however he has started to have "want needs". I guess he is pretty much just like the rest of us who can't seem to draw a hard line between needs and desires, he is just more verbal about it!


2. At the store Oliver loves to push the cart through the isles of clothes stopping every few feet to pull random articles of clothing out and exclaim, "Oh, that is soooo cute!" The other day he pulled something out, examined it then put it back and moved on explaining that he, "needed something yellow." Oh dear.


3. "I need chocolate." He is obviously his father's son.


4. Sam has an affinity for diet coke, but seeing as Oliver has enough energy as it is we don't let him drink any. Of course, that hasn't' ever stopped him from asking for "black juice" or what he has dubbed "daddy juice." Our solution has been to introduce "Big Brother Juice" aka Fresca. He loves to go on adventures with daddy to get big brother juice.


5. The "Secret Taco". Oliver used to have an invented word for water, it was "gogee" and it covered every kind of liquid from juice to rain to the ocean. He has a new filler word these days, but we can't quite pin down what it means. The word is "taco." I decided to start keeping track of all of the qualities of a "taco"in an effort to figure out what it was. I evenutally decided that was futile after the "taco" changed from something "high in the sky" to "the house of Jesus" to something to do with "water games" in just over an hour. Yesterday he was making a biting motion toward the sky, when I asked him what he was doing he explained to me that he was eating the moon. When I asked him what it tasted like he casually replied, "a taco". Duh, why did I even bother to ask?

Ruby-kins

Our little Ruby is getting to be so big! Literally, she is outgrowing clothes faster than I can buy them - no complaints here though, there is nothing quite as fun as dressing little girls! She is four and a half months old now and such a sweetheart. She has changed from a slightly demanding newborn into the sweetest little girl ever. She is just full of smiles and is sooooooo mellow, she is always happy to just hang out. She loves to eat rice cereal (with a little bit of baby food mixed in). She has also mastered the art of rolling over and is pretty close to sitting up - she can go for a minute or two before tipping over.

Her greatest hero is her big brother and she just lights up and giggles anytime he plays with her. (I just have to point out that I wore the pink outfit she has on here when I was a baby, too fun!)
Ruby loves to suck her fingers, ironically she has an affinity for the exact two middle fingers that I used to suck - until about the second grade!
She always likes to have something to playwith. She is super alert and I don't think she has ever actually laid her head down on my shoulder. Since the day she was born she has been able to hold her head up and she always has to be looking around. No snuggles here I am afraid.


Monday, December 21, 2009

Ten ways to loose all your Christmas spirit in one outing...


1. Choose to see the lights on Temple Square during the last family home evening before Christmas (not an original idea!)
2. Ride the Trax downtown on the same evening as a sold out concert/sing-along at the Energy Solutions Arena.
3. Bounce a screaming baby for an hour and a half in a loud, tightly packed train car while your toddler climbs all over you and everyone else.
4. Have your baby go poo and explode out of her diaper in all directions while riding the aforementioned, over-packed train.
5. Miss your stop and end up having to walk back four blocks to your destination.
6. Receive lots of dirty looks as you cut ahead of all the ladies waiting in line outside the bathroom so you can get to the changing table to clean your still disgruntled baby. (For an even better evening be sure to forget a change of clothes so that your little girl has to remain in her yellowed clothes for the remainder of the night.)
7. Don't bring a stroller and have your toddler continually escape you, running through people's legs and across the fenced-off lawn.
8. Get everyone together and smiling for a picture then have your camera batteries die right as you snap the picture.
9. Instead of enjoying the lights, be sure that your son becomes fixated on the one light he finds that does not work.
10. Make sure your toddler cries about having to get back on the train because the horrific memory of the train ride downtown is still fresh on his mind.

On our way home, after about the six or seventh stop, enough people got off the train that we could actually sit down. As I sat there I thought and laughed about our horrible night. Really, I don't think that things could have gotten any worse. All we wanted was a fun, family activity for Christmas, but it more closely resembled a nightmare.

Our experience tonight helped me to remember that Christmas is not about the lights or the presents, or the yummy treats. It is about celebrating the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ. I would just like to testify here that I know he lives and I love Him.

Merry CHRISTmas.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Our little Linus



They say that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and I am a believer. When I was little I was attached to a silky pink blanket; I dragged it everywhere with me until the fated day that my mom accidentally melted it in the dryer. I was crushed until I discovered that rubbing my mom's slip between my fingers provided the same sensory satisfaction. It was not uncommon for me to stick my hand up my mother's skirt at church to get a feel of her slip. On weekdays, her slip became my favorite companion as I ventured out to play.

I am now getting my comeuppance as Oliver is hopelessly attached to his blue blanket. He won't go to sleep without it and it is the ultimate comfort when he falls down or gets and "ouchy." Sometimes (as you can see from the picture) it even doubles as a scarf (I figure that is better than letting him drag it around on the ground).

I have never made the mistake of melting it in the dryer, but I did notice a while back that it was beginning to wear a bit thin. Terrified of what might happen when the blanket turned to shreds I began searching for a replacement. I searched all of the stores and scoured the Internet in search of the exact same blanket, but was not successful. I bought him a blanket made from the same kind of material, but he turned up his nose at it. I had pretty much given up when I happened upon the exact same blanket still in its brand new packaging at a garage sale over the summer. I happily paid the one dollar they were asking (without ever mentioning that I would have happily paid fifty.) I decided to hold off making the switch until it became absolutely necessary. I suppose that in Ollie's case my slips and underwear were never in any real danger, but it sure is a comfort to know that I have a backup! In my mind, that blanket remains my best garage sale purchase ever (and I have done a whole lot of garage-saling during our sojourn in graduate school.)

Saturday, December 19, 2009

He did it!!




Sam graduated with his Masters degree from the Colorado School of Mines on Friday. We are so proud of him, he has worked long and hard to get to this point. I am so grateful for a husband who has been willing to sacrifice so much and work so hard to become a better provider for our family. He is the BEST!!
Ruby and I were able to attend the graduation while Oliver stayed in Utah with Grandma and Grandpa Ross. The graduation was by far the best I have ever attended, the speaker was quick and funny (just as all graduation speakers should be). And the procession was flawless and totally professional - no flip-flops or decorated graduation caps here (the last graduation we attended was at the University of Hawaii).
Sam was totally elated and informed me that we can now all begin calling him "Master Sam", yeah right. For me it was somewhat bittersweet. I am very excited to move on to our next adventure, but at the same time I have really enjoyed the past five years (a.k.a. our entire marriage) that we have spent in school. We have gotten to know some incredible people and learned a lot about ourselves and our place in the world. So, while we say goodbye to formal education for now, I hope that we will keep on learning and growing (maybe I should have spoken at the graduation, tee, hee).
Way to go Sammy!!!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Why I hate laundry...

I have decided that when you procrastinate blogging it becomes a lot like laundry; overwhelming. I am sure you all know that good feeling that comes when you remember to do a load every day or so and your laundry basket never spills over onto the floor and you don't have to punch down the clothes to fool everyone into thinking you've really got it all together. And I am quite certain that you can also relate to the massive pile of folding that accumulates when you put off doing laundry until there is nothing left to wear and you are forced to make yourself a slave to the 60 minute cycle on your dryer for an entire day. I really hate folding the clothes at the end of a day like that. The pile seems absolutely insurmountable.

At the moment I am feeling the same way about my blog, I have put it off so long that the list of things I need to blog about has become impossibly long. But, as with laundry, there is nothing to do but settle in and get to it. So here it goes. (I should mention that one of my greatest laundry sins is overloading the washer, it is a fault that may have spilled over into this post so I apologize in advance).
We have had a couple of snowstorms this year and every time we do Oliver insists on going outside to build a "snowman tall, tall tall." Actually, I build the snowman whilst he plants himself face down on the lawn and licks up the snow, he can't seem to get enough of it. When it warmed up again and his snowman got "small, small, small" rather than let it go to waste he came and asked for a spoon so he could go out and eat it. (He does avoid the dirty, yellow stuff - so I guess that is good). Sam took a break from his studies a few weeks ago to go pheasant hunting with his Dad in South Dakota. He had a great time on his well deserved break. He has put in a lot of hard work at school and we are now counting down the days to graduation, there are only six days, two finals, and one massive project lying between him and freedom from formal education. We have had a great time at Mines and are glad we chose to go there. The nation-wide rankings for Operations Research programs came out last week and Sam's program was ranked number one in the country. Go Mines!! I guess that is what you get at a school full of nerds. Seriously it is geekdom over there. On one of our first weeks in Golden we attended the combined Mines' married/singles ward and all I can say is that it made me very glad to be already married. I'm not the first one to say that, the girl:guy ratio at Mines is 1:5 and as far as dating is concerned the saying goes, "the odds are good, but the good are odd" and I'd have to say I agree.



Oliver learned how to use the camera, I just downloaded about a hundred pictures of the carpet and various house plants, all I can say is thank goodness for digital cameras. Ollie seems growing by leaps and bounds these days. He is such a good talker now and will recount things that happened weeks and weeks ago - he never seems to forget anything. He notices everything and I am constantly amazed at what he picks up on. I have been thinking for the past few weeks that I should start to teach him his alphabet - I neglected to do anything about it however, so he seems to have taken things into his own hands. The other day we were video chatting with Sam and I showed him how to type a letter and send it to his daddy. He got so excited and started typing letters and naming them as he went along. I know he likes to sing the ABC song, but I didn't know he could recognize any of the printed letters, I guess I owe Sesame Street for that one.

When we were in Colorado Springs I saw the cutest knit hats called "gnome domes." I told my super-talented sister-in-law about them and this is what she came up with. Aren't they adorable? Thanks again Caci.

Ollie isn't the only one who is growing up. Our little Ruby isn't quite so little anymore either. She smiles and talks and has started grabbing onto things as well. Her cheeks seem to get chubbier every day and she now has a permanent double chin (a feature that she seems to be pulling off a lot better than her equally chubby mother).

This year I decided to learn how to dip chocolates. I would have to say that I am not very good yet. I did however dip a couple perfect looking caramels. I was so proud of this one that I had to take a picture. Just look at it, no feet and the swirl is so pretty!! I was still revelling in the beauty of my one good chocolate when my parents came home with a tin of chocolates dipped by my aunt - every single one of hers was pretty, so I guess I have a ways to go. My one consolation this year has been the fact that chocolates taste good no matter what they look like. May be I will have to ask Aunt Pam for lessons next year.

I took Oliver to see Santa this year, the following is the conversation that transpired:
Santa: Would you like to come sit on Santa's lap?
Ollie: Nope
Santa: Can your mom sit next to me and you can sit on her lap?
Ollie: Nope
Santa: Can you tell me what you would like for Christmas?
Ollie: A candy cane
Santa: Are you sure that is all you want, may be you should come sit next to me and we could talk about that.
Ollie: Nope
Santa: Well is there anything that I can bring for your little sister?
Ollie: A pine cone.
The end. (as you can see Oliver only got close enough to grab hold of the candy cane)
I would just like to announce here that my children are now friends, that is right - they actually seem to like each other. Oliver is so gentle with Ruby, he is always concerned about her and if he is not around when she goes down for a nap he likes to tip-toe into her room to say good night. Sometimes he even climbs into her bed and plays there quietly while she sleeps. The other day we were driving and Oliver wriggled out of the top part of his car seat and leaned over and took hold of Ruby's car seat with both hands shouting, "Hold on Ruby, hold on, the cars are coming." I guess that means he is even willing to sacrifice himself for her. Thanks Ollie.




Of course, Christmas would not be Christmas if we didn't get to make gingerbread houses at Grandma and Grandpa Cornwells' house. I spread frosting all over Oliver's so he could stick candy where ever he wanted, thus he dubbed it "the white house." I am pretty sure he was more into the train under the tree than the candy though.
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Whew, I did it. And the best part is, there are no piles to put away, so I guess blogging isn't as bad a laundry after all.